Please Don't Eat the Tourists.

May 31

May 29

abukkitofcelestialintent:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters

#IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE

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A Universe of Whatever...: Zombie apocalypse coming soon -

missworded:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

I knew it would start in Florida. I just knew.

Just don’t let anyone exit Florida. Flamethrower teams stationed every 10 feet along the border.

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itswhatilive4:

tastefullyoffensive:

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Seriously though

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May 28

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